B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 27, 2020

The things you need to do with those open-air, no-hands vehicles.

Think what it will be like when they get smart phones.

BTW – Three to four days ago… a man in Perth, Australia lost his drivers license for DDUI. He was under the influence of RUM BALLS! Beware! Don’t drive while snacking! (Grin!) But serious – the law will pounce on people who are under any kind of influence during this crazy time in history!

That star has to hurt.

Officer.

Since steering wheels haven’t been invented yet, and guy in effect, is steering with his feet, and his hands have nothing to do, how exactly is he endangering anyone using a hand sanitizer?

Just a reason to enhance the cities revenue! Come next November Vote the Bums out! ;)

Hand sanitizing has become an obsession (addiction) with some people. This could also be a case of distracted driving.

I never knew there was hand sanitisers in B.C.

Save the DWHS tickets for Jeffrey Toobin …

By coincidence those initials are also for my high school. The Dim Wits High School. Ahh, those were the days, joking and clowning around in class, whoopie cushions and playing hookey. Tho I ain’t sure I lernt much of an educashion

Gotta make sure to be careful about that distracted driving!

I pick up my car keys, I put them in my pocket. At the same time, I put the hand sanitizer in my pocket. Before I touch the door on my car after running an errand, I use the sanitizer.

Only once did I touch the door of my car with potentially contaminated hands. We did some take out and when I came out, it was raining very heavily. I sanitized my hands before touching anything in the vehicle. I don’t know if the torrential rain washed any contamination away.

I use my car about once a week. It gives the germs time to die of old age.

But I wasn’t driving, officer. I was just riding.

Ya just can’t win…..

Looks more like a BSEFRE*.

*Bull Shirt Excuse For Revenue Enhancement

So they socially distance and hand sanitize, but no masks?

That is probably as dangerous as driving while texting!

It’s not like he didn’t have his hands on the wheel.

“DWHS”

Driving While Holding Still?

Hand sanitizer works a lot better if you rub it on while under a plastic bag.

They should be able to give out tickets to those under the influence of conspiracy theories.

Only in the land of Oz in the Twilight Zone…

What, his hands are always off the wheel anyway!

It must have been tough being in law enforcement back in those days, having to pin that start to your bare chest.

Cults count?

But no ticket for not wearing a mask?

The star on his chest has got to hurt!

don’t give them any ideas!!

This is a real thing, Police are complaining that they can’t tell if a driver has been drinking or using hand sanitizer. I say if they stopped them there must be a reason, so give them the test.