B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 08, 2021

:chuckle:

Them weights is what keeps him on the ground.

Now that’s what been slowing Ol’ John down…..

Wonder if his home gym has a stationary bicycle?

Everything but the kitchen sink and that’s next.

His shell is worse than Snoopy’s doghouse.

Now how’s poor Jon going to keep in shape?

Must be American Airlines, they bump people for cargo all the time.

“Should have checked the weather this morning…didn’t know there was going to be a chance of barbells in the forecast!”

What does a turtle need with a home gym anyway? Finding water is a Peloton experience for the poor guy.

“flunk”? I love BC-isms for sounds and motion.

“He ain’t heavy, he’s my turtle” !

“What dumbbell dropped these dumbbells?”

Lmao. Too funny

Now how is he going to keep up those washboard abs?

some pretty strange things have fallen out of the skies over the years, but I don’t think tiny barbells were one of them?

Birdy, Turtle in the sky Why you do that on my head. I thought you were my friends so true. Your insinuation that I am a dumbbell is making my head black and blue.

Cloudy with a chance of barbells

It might help too if you got rid of that pool table.

Must have been easier to toss the barbells than trying to move the piano.

Better than the blue ice from the seventies.

I know of a guy who was killed when an eagle literally mistook his bald head for a rock, and dropped a turtle on him.

Hey … time for some Autumn house cleaning, eh, John? … ;)

I think they double as the wheels to his roller skates.