B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 19, 2021

Ya think?

How much did they pay for the ad?

Are Chia pets still around?

either that or the grass is starting to grow on him.

delivering the package of nair next___

Elvis Aaron Presley

Hairy palms are caused by Rogaine among other things. Told to me by a friend who shampoos his hands rather than simply washing them.

Back in the day, Hart would have “US Mail” on the side of ol’ John. It’s political correctness gone mad, I tell you!

It’s prehistoric hairy turtles all the way down.

LOL!

The species of turtle known as the Hairy-backed mail delivery turtle…

That doesn’t look like hair on his back. Leaves me wondering if I should use Rogaine on my house plants.

S-o-o-o-o If the box was on a delivery drone and it leaked, would the drone become a hairy bug or would the lawns it overflies see strange blossoms?

The Chia Pet that I got looked like it had the mange, poor thing.

A little step up from snail mail, but still appreciated. I wish all that fake hair restorer stuff worked. There wouldn’t be a bald head in the bunch, except Marine Corps recruits.

Rogaine was about as effective as laetrile

Oh this is 2021. Turtle has part time gig working for Amazon.

Looks more like grass growing where Dookie bird poops all the time.

Unless Dooky Bird left more dooky than usual.

I guess it’s good that wasn’t viagra or he would like the astrodome on legs.

Well, it took you long enough. (My wife and I used to bring it back from MX for her boss … good times.)

I rather use Figaro Fertilizer.