B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 19, 2022

Well the Thagamizer does tend to end undesired conversations rather quickly.

“So why did you talk to me to tell me that you don’t want to talk to anyone — which would include me?”

Can’t you see how lonely Steggy is? He wishes he had friends to talk to like you guys do.

If you had spikes like that then you would be able to get close enough to anyone to talk to them even if you wanted too.

It’s not like all the guys are lining up to talk to you, Jane. Your face keeps them away.

your tongue is enough, dear

“…and what fun to bash em snakes with them too.”

Would you believe that “spikes like that” enable the stegosaurus to communicate telepathically?

She has developed that capability over the decades. Never see her chatting in a crowd

Hey, isn’t the “grunge” kids who wear their hair like that these days?

After reading the comments it made me think of the joke how does a Thagamizer make love? Very carefully.

A woman not talking has never been born.

She would also lose her ability to sleep on her back.

Edgar Rice Burroughs had the stegosaurs of Pellucidar gain the ability to fly — or, at least, glide in the air — by flattening the plates on their back and leaping upwards!

No dinos with people, please. The world is ignorant enough.

Think of how creative she could get pounding snakes,

Spike Lee

I’m thinking, with her personality, the spikes might make her more attractive.

Me too.

It’s the thagomizer….

Yes, that thing can speak to Thag for you.

Fat broad is tough enough….she don’t need no stinkin spikes…….

That’s the “Thagomizer,” according to Gary Larson.

Are you lonely out tonight?

Proper name for the tail is Thagomizer.