B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 11, 2022

Can that device make crop circles?

He’s having a blast

What was your first clue?

Probably wore out the power pack, or we’d still be able to use it today. Now it’s just a kids toy.

Converted to a Super-Soaker.

“Scotty! I need more power!”

Would this be his response to having been probed?

Perhaps he was only visited by someone from the future.

Either way, leaving a tool like that would violate the Prime Directive.

Spears don’t stand much of a chance.

I wonder what they thought aliens were back in B.C. at a time when they didn’t know what planets were, but thought the flat Earth was the center of the Universe and the Sun, Moon and the little points of lights circled around in the sky.

Of course the earth is flat, that’s why stuff don’t fall off it!

I love the Ancient Aliens TV Program. They go to the most interesting places and give you some of the history. Then they go “Full-Q” and take a quantum leap (to use another TV program name) in logic to explain why the accomplishment MUST have been the work of ancient aliens.

Anything that does not have an immediate explanation MUST have been the work of extraterrestrial. No other explanation is considered.

The juxtaposition of actual history and outlandish conclusions make the program almost as as funny as some of the political ads I see except without the consequences.

Creating a new home or reconstructing the one he already has!

“General Order 1”, and the “non-interference directive”) is a guiding principle that prohibits interfering with the natural development of alien civilizations. What you left you Phaser behind? Oh No, that will make a mess of this planet.

Erich Von Daniken, here we come.

Was it the Great Gazoo?

Okay. I suppose that could explain some things, but I mean really. If you came all the way to earth to probe a few primates, why build a pyramid and the leave?

“I’m ready for the Paint-Ball game…”

(ಠ  ͜ ಠ)

I would also if l saw that thing. Though l probably would think that it is magic…..

He must be badass because he not only got away, he got away with a tool for building cave homes, otherwise known as a weapon.

Can we get a few thousand of those and send them to Ukraine?

The creator of the first custom built houses…

So, the fossils explaining the origins of evolution were created by alien technology!

“Abducted” is such a STRONG word. Let’s just say contact was made and gifts were exchanged.

Problem, if you vaporize a mammoth, there’s nothing left.

Please quit vying for the most uneducated people on this planet. It really is embarrassing enough.

Thor looks a little different here.

In 15,000 BC, Grum the caveman invented gunpowder; and immediately blew himself to smithereens. 13,800 years later some Chinese guy rediscovered the formula.

Now why was he given that? Probably woke up during the evening download of information and mistook it for aliens.

Aliens who don’t have their own version of the Prime Directive, obviously.

The Roswell, B.C. Incident