B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 11, 2022

If it’s B.C. then there are no communion wafers.

MASS HYSTERIA: Any group of people who get together for religious reasons and proclaim their beliefs are the only correct one.

In truth, any such belief that brings relief and peace of mind to one’s soul is the right one, even if your belief is that no such thing as a creator exists.

Nobody has to be right or wrong. Just at peace with themselves. I wish you all peace.

Election pamphlets

I would have thought along the lines of the Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

More likely someone spiked the communion wine. Is LSD tasteless, I wonder?

BC is the name of our main character, the one with the red hair.

The look on the face says it all!

I would hate to have to clean up the after mass of that. ..HA! I kill me! What ever happened to ALF?

Blame the priest…he accidentally spilled some vino in the host cup!

LOL!!!

I don’t understand? But then I’m not catholic. I’m a barbarian.

Maybe you’ve been smoking too much weed!!!

Midnight Mass.

A big room full of Catholics on speed competing over maximum-repetitions of Hail Mary’s and Our Fathers is too much to imagine.

Well we ran out of flour, so we used these ’shrooms we found in the cow pasture and then WOW, visions!!

Must have been a descendant of Timothy Leary

Hart is going to hell for this, or not…LOL

I would like a religion that gives snacks halfway though the service.

It starts with giggling in the pews.

More like mass inebriation!

I miss Wiley’s dictionary welcome back