B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 26, 2022

fly him over a volcano

That is the tortoise equivalent of a slide show.

John’s not getting left behind this migration.

I saw a leaf of lettuce…

I moved closer to the leaf of lettuce…

That leaf of lettuce looked tasty…

I reached out to bite the leaf of lettuce…

Well, what do you expect from a tortoise’s life, drama???

“Stick” around for awhile this time, will ya?

I like the use of ‘land’ as a sound effect.

Stuck on you

I’ve got this feeling down

Deep in my soul

That I just can’t lose

Guess, I’m on my way

Needed a friend

And the way I feel now, I guess

I’ll be with you till the end

Guess I’m on my way

Mighty glad you stayed

Hope he likes bird poop on his shell.

So, how long does it take for super glue to weaken? This could be a very long ride.

Don’t want to listen to the same stories over and over again? Vote Blue!

Makes me wonder how the tortoise without friends can squeeze glue onto the top of his shell? Are his legs long enough to reach?

Just to see the look on John’s face when he realizes that the trap worked!

I wonder if our tortoise has thought this through. Now birdie can take him out to the water and dip him into it just to see how long he can hold his breath. Which will be pretty long, maybe longer than birdie can hover above the water.

how diabolical. :D

Reminds me of these protesters that throw something on major pieces of art, then glue their hands to the display. I say leave them there for 3 or 4 days. Besides needing to go to the bathroom, it’s probably pretty hard to sleep in that position.

@Comic Man: Good idea. Add a head high opaque screen around them so the public isn’t able to see them, which negates their effort at sensationalism.

Better yet, add them as an exhibit for 3 days and charge admission, making them examples of the ridiculous while adding to the balance sheet.

It’ll be a slow, long trip, too.

It all began on a muddy bank by an idyllic pond…

I’m surprise the bird’s stuck due to the turtle wax on the shell. Yip yip yip yip yip

Uh oh. I suspect there will be a lot of trama and crying. Be strong bird. Endure.

Ha❗️☺️

He landed in one swell foop.

lol

Someone has rediscovered cyanoacrylate esther.

“Land” is a sound effect?