I wonder if our tortoise has thought this through. Now birdie can take him out to the water and dip him into it just to see how long he can hold his breath. Which will be pretty long, maybe longer than birdie can hover above the water.
Reminds me of these protesters that throw something on major pieces of art, then glue their hands to the display. I say leave them there for 3 or 4 days. Besides needing to go to the bathroom, it’s probably pretty hard to sleep in that position.
seanfear over 1 year ago
fly him over a volcano
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
That is the tortoise equivalent of a slide show.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
John’s not getting left behind this migration.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
I saw a leaf of lettuce…
I moved closer to the leaf of lettuce…
That leaf of lettuce looked tasty…
I reached out to bite the leaf of lettuce…
Well, what do you expect from a tortoise’s life, drama???
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“Stick” around for awhile this time, will ya?
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
I like the use of ‘land’ as a sound effect.
DaveG1960 over 1 year ago
Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down
Deep in my soul
That I just can’t lose
Guess, I’m on my way
Needed a friend
And the way I feel now, I guess
I’ll be with you till the end
Guess I’m on my way
Mighty glad you stayed
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hope he likes bird poop on his shell.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
So, how long does it take for super glue to weaken? This could be a very long ride.
gokar RLV over 1 year ago
Don’t want to listen to the same stories over and over again? Vote Blue!
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Makes me wonder how the tortoise without friends can squeeze glue onto the top of his shell? Are his legs long enough to reach?
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Just to see the look on John’s face when he realizes that the trap worked!
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if our tortoise has thought this through. Now birdie can take him out to the water and dip him into it just to see how long he can hold his breath. Which will be pretty long, maybe longer than birdie can hover above the water.
Chris over 1 year ago
how diabolical. :D
My First Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of these protesters that throw something on major pieces of art, then glue their hands to the display. I say leave them there for 3 or 4 days. Besides needing to go to the bathroom, it’s probably pretty hard to sleep in that position.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
@Comic Man: Good idea. Add a head high opaque screen around them so the public isn’t able to see them, which negates their effort at sensationalism.
Better yet, add them as an exhibit for 3 days and charge admission, making them examples of the ridiculous while adding to the balance sheet.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
It’ll be a slow, long trip, too.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
It all began on a muddy bank by an idyllic pond…
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
I’m surprise the bird’s stuck due to the turtle wax on the shell. Yip yip yip yip yip
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Uh oh. I suspect there will be a lot of trama and crying. Be strong bird. Endure.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ha❗️☺️
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
He landed in one swell foop.
WentHulk over 1 year ago
lol
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
Someone has rediscovered cyanoacrylate esther.
WDD over 1 year ago
“Land” is a sound effect?