B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 04, 2023

Fishing for compliments

“Those aren’t mountains. Those are waves!”

Tsunami-ball

Sacrifices must be made for quality dives.

He would scare the fish even without doing a cannonball.

Plus he’ll attract the attention of some roving ichthyosaur. That would put a hook in your fishing plans.

Scaring the fish……I don’t think so!!!!

Rogue wave!

A belly flop, no less!

Well brace yourself, Grog’s up next.

Nope, he did not scare the fish, he just invited them to the buffet!!

My dad and I were fishing in Glaston Lake (you never heard of it) and we noticed that whenever a boat went by the fish would bite. We decided it woke them up and they were hungry.

Displace is great for cannonballs.

On the bright side, every shark in a 10 km radius is now speeding to your location.

Don’t scare the fish. It’s not nice.

We had contests to see who could make the highest splash. I specialized in the Can-Opener, myself

Why get in a boat if you are only going to fish six feet from the pier. Just stay on the pier and cast that far out.

I just knew it was a rogue.

A new meaning of surfing…

The Not-So-Great Wave of Kanagawa

Who knew Lizzo liked to swim?

Whatever happened to “don’t make waves?”

I was expecting the diver to be one of the female cast, the one formerly with the initials F.B., now named “Grace.”