B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 17, 2023

It’ll keep you warm

Ah, yes… nothing like waking up to the sight of the westbound end of an eastbound wolf (or cat, or dog, or other critter).

I just hope it’s not loaded…..

haha

Some pets you take (in) have side effects. Some have on-your-lap effects. Others have in-your-face effects.

These effects may cause you to experience some discomfort.

My Corgi sleeps with his snout on my neck..Best stress relief

I’ve never seen the word “sit” used as onomatopoeia before.

if they don’t snuggle with you they don’t really safe around you.

Admit it though…your life is more interesting with the pet, isn’t it?

That’s a familiar position for me. I’ve been wondering lately why our dog(s) will sleep with their head at our feet.

My granddad would refer to it as “The part that went over the fence last”.

More responsibility…….more stress…..

Not your best side!

@sshole there is to it!!

Aww, you’re his widdle bwankie… ⛽

I like the extra touch of the tail wagging. My dog moves around all night, as I do I, and I never know where she will end up for sure, but usually she has her head on my ankle, or in my hand.

Reaching

When it’s in the 90s outside, that is the last thing you need.

Lulu the Wonder Cat Who Came in From the Cold and Decided to Stay causes The Count no end of stress like last night when she went out and got caught in a thunderstorm. Lulu doesn’t do thunderstorms…

It has its butt in your face.

Put a treat on your chest and your problems will be over….nothing like the tail end wagging…oy

“Something something something…the view never changes…”

Let THEY get the pet then.

One or the other has been domesticated, but probably not the one talking.

During our younger years, we had a 3 three year old son, and thought it would be nice to have a kitten. Grew up with dogs, so never had a cat before. Kitten was playful, and enjoyed sleeping with us in our bed. Also, liked to knead my chest. End of cat sleeping in our room. Shortly, had to rid ourselves of cat after it tried to scratch our sons face.

Sometimes even a snuggle can go terribly wrong.

He’ll need 2 more dogs for those cold winter nights

My cats.

I don’t know which end I’d want to have near my nose, It’s either bad breath or…

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Ugh, the fart-fan is loaded and ready!

Our first dog would burrow under the covers in one child’s bed, except during thunderstorms when he would climb up onto the pillow, not caring that there was a face already there. Our second dog would head for my parent’s bedroom when told to go to bed. Immediately after that, dad would yell from the bathroom, “Get off the pillow!”

They’re not great 100 percent of the time….

Laying their whole body on you is as close as a dog can get to giving a big hug

Hope he didn’t eat a lot of meat …… :)

Stormy starts at my pillow before I fall asleep, then moves to the bottom of the bed facing the door. When she knows its time for me to wake up, she puts her nose in front of my face. Doggie breath will get you up in a heartbeat! LOL

My dogs are jealous of each other when I hold them each separately. I have toy poodles. They are really small dogs. My teacup guy likes to lay on my neck if I let him on my bed with me!

Reason #367 why I don’t have a pet.