B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 01, 2023

Hey, you don’t have worry about loud parties, the place is dead at night.

Okay, a bit creepy!

not to mention the smell…..

Skeleton: “Spot taken, dude.”

The ants go marching one by one, hoorah! Hoorah!

Cool man cave as a bonus.

But wait’ll you see the rec room.

Nope. You are still making a grave mistake…….

Must be a nice place. People are dying to get in there.

They had headstones in those times?

“The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, . . . . .”

Well, if only bones remaining, it shouldn’t be a problem with various larvea, bugs, insects etc?

The more you look at that skeleton, the better it gets.

“With the market the way it is, you’re worried about location?”

Excuse me while I use the head.

Would that be a bone headed move?

……..I think 100 pounds of flour would make a big biscuit.

Well, the place has good bones…

Looks like a great location from an ant’s point of view.

That’s like moving into a museum of prehistoric times.

But it is a great location. Everyone is just dying to get there.

I heard people are dying to be there. That home has good bones.

Hay I know that guy! Freddie’s Dead! Freddie’s dead, that’s what i said.

They’ll have to learn to get along with some other undesirable inhabitants.

Great. Even in death you can’t seem to get away from unwanted pests.

The place has “good bones,” as a realtor would say.

And you can run this place with just a skeleton crew1

Always have music (whistling past the graveyard).

It reminds me of how a sand crab will come upon a dead fish washed up on the beach, make a burrow under it, and live there until it’s all gone.

Did they finally find Jimmy Hoffa?

With that mound, all they need is a baseball diamond

At least its a cemetery. At first I thought the body was a murder victim. That would really be the worst location.

Good bones ……. :)

The ants crawl in, the ants crawl out…

I’m diggin’ up bones (diggin’ up bones)

I’m diggin’ up bones (diggin’ up bones)

Exhumin’ things that’s better left alone

I’m resurrectin’ memories of a love that’s dead and gone

Yeah, tonight, I’m sittin’ alone, diggin’ up bones

I’m resurrectin’ memories of a love that’s dead and gone

Yeah, tonight, I’m sittin’ alone, diggin’ up bones (diggin’ up bones)

Personally, I would prefer a bone floor to a dirt one, but I am not an ant.