B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 10, 2024

Peter, the first politician.

Interviewer: What’s your greatest weakness?"

Politician: “My honesty.”

Interviewer: “I don’t think that honesty is a weakness….”

Politician: “I don’t give a s**t what you think…..”

When you say you are a liar, how do I know you are telling the truth?

To really force the logical contradiction, the quantifier needs to be tighter: “Everything I say is a lie.” Just saying “I lie a lot” could have been one of his rare truthful statements. Ultimately, the real joke is that his strength is how much he lies.

He always tells the truth, except when he doesn’t.

Win-win.

I wonder if this could be linked to a certain election

How do you know a politician is lying? His lips are moving…….

I think Peter’s honesty has won out strenght wise.

If Peter does lie a lot, when B.C. asks “Morning, Peter?” wouldn’t Peter have said, “My name is NOT Peter! or, What you’re talking about it, it is pitch dark night out!”

Ah, the good old Liars Paradox!

If he’s honest, that makes him honer than everybody else. Right?

Joe Biden does that all of the time and a lot of people still stand by him ?

This is Sunday…I wanted my brain to have the morning off!

Another take on the “Liar’s Paradox.”

Which is the best policy??

You are never a gifted liar until you have mastered the polygraph test.

This is what did in Nomad, before they put the anti-gravs on him and beamed him into space.

Nice twist on logic

oh brother…more politics?

BASHIR: “What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren’t?” GARAK: “My dear Doctor, they’re all true.” BASHIR: “Even the lies?” GARAK: “Especially the lies.”

He’s an honest lier

Mr. George Costanza says, “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”

Maybe he’s a ventriloquist who only lies when his lips are moving. :)

Thank you Katie Britt.

Captain Kirk : Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

Harcourt Fenton Mudd : Now listen to this carefully, Norman. I am… lying.

Norman : You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie, but you lie… You tell the truth but you cannot for you lie… illogical! Illogical! Please explain! You are human. Only humans can explain their behavior! Please explain!

George Santos in comic strip form!