B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 25, 2024

OOOOOO BAD YUCK

nu-uh, that’s “fast and explosive”.

One more reason not to eat fish bait.

He also ate a burrito.

One has to remember if you are lactose intolerent. You’ll be furious but you may not be fast.

can’t trust gas station sushi.

Gives new meaning to “Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang”………

Faster and More Furious = the movement of material through Ed’s lower digestive system after consuming some expired sushi.

Skip to the loo, my darling….

The original rumble in the jungle.

Eww.

Thus why they are (or used to be) called the “runs”.

The Great Carnac ??

Oooh, TMI!

The Sushi was slushy…

Sushi revenge!!!!

ed crankshaft ?

Last November when I had covid I passed out, exhausted, on top of the bed. I woke up in the night, desperate to pee. I staggered to the bathroom and keeled over trying to lift the seat. It took much too long to get back up!

Sushi? Expiration 20 minutes after prep.

I think that’s the Fat and the Furious.

I wonder what the B.C. version of sushi is

He’s lucky it wasn’t a trip to the Mortician.

Just follow the burnout marks.

Or after dinner at Taco Bell.

One should always eat fresh sushi, never packaged. If you knew sushi like I knew sushi. Fish can be infected with parasites, only a certified sushi chef will make sure you will have no extra protein with your vinegar rice.

Expiration date? Usually less than 10 minutes depending on clean up before or after consumption. YMMV.

Are the worms dead after the expiration date?

I have never had a problem with sushi, ‘cause I don’t eat bait.

A goody.

Ed found out why buying sushi at a service station was not a good idea.

I am fast and furriest too.