B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 21, 2024

TFB loses it

Probably due to the extra stomachs…

Carnivores don’t walk outside their den and see meat growing everywhere there is open space, gently swaying in the breeze. Likewise, Herbivores do not have to track down and chase/kill their grassy dinners.

But humans are omnivores so we should be somewhere in between the two.

If FB is like a lot of dieters, with her personality she’s gonna be a terror between meals.

If she had to chase down the antelope herself, it would have worked.

Thus she begins her Carnivore Weight Loss Diet.

I dunno about that. Bears are not skinny.

Herbivores have a large fermentation vat in their bellies which carnivores do not need.

How to Start a Carnivore Diet (Beginners Guide). Thus begins the endless parade of diet books.

Carnivores have to chase down and kill their meals and only get to eat once or twice a week

The first weight loss programme ever.