B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 20, 2024

Now, THAT’S a Santa Claus!

dingle bells dingle bells, dingle all the way ….

LOL! Somehow I don’t think Johnny Hart would got this one past the editors.

Don’t forget “Shart” and “Musk” the brown nose dung beetle……

Dad was polite and did not use their real and sometimes offensive names. In good taste I will not call them out here. ;-)

It’s a Dad joke.

Santa in B.C.? What?

I still think I prefer the Hogfather on the Discworld.

Ant dad joke. Young Skidmark will get these when he’s older.

On, Stinker! On, Tooter! On, Pooter! On, DropOne!

But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all? Poopoff the red nosed reindeer…

That certainly lowers one’s expectations

Disgusting and unworthy of BC.

First laugh of the day, thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.

… on Tooter! on Skitter! on Pooer and Brownie! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now shart away, shart away, shart away all!

Ants have a lower form of humor.

Didn’t Scat make the cut?

Rudolf the brown-nose reindeer.

“Rude-Off, with the runs all night, won’t you slide my sleigh tonight…”

Dad….sure is a creative one!!!!

Are the Dung Beetles the group that wrote, “The (ant) Fool on the Hill” and the classic, “We All Live In a Yellow Submarine”?

Wow, it is indeed a new-ish century.

Ants have dad jokes!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

“Now, Sewage! Now, Doo-Doo! Now Poo-Poo and Droppings!

On Feces! On Caca! On Smeltit and Dealtit!

To the top of the dump! to the top of the ball!

Now flush away! flush away! flush away all!"

I really don’t enjoy scatological humor.

Funny…….

You wouldn’t see this one in the old BC comics.

Hey, you asked!

This joke doesn’t sleigh me.

Well the Anna boy Santa over-killed at The Alamo, and later we owned their land to Mexico City … now, that fence would be a lot shorter.

He forgot Duece!!

The Best Yet!!!!!!

This one’s a keeper.

Ant Santa has Ant Bee, but she only pulls her sleigh around Mayberry.

I’m dreaming of a brown Xmas…

LOLOL

This one is a classic!