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-Excuse me, but, um, I was wondering if you could tell me... Um...
-How much is that doggie in the window- the one with the waggly tail?
-Um, yes
-$395
-So how much for man's best friend, the dog?
-Edging pretty close to woman's best friend, the diamond
Now in 2024, with inflation up so high due to government overspending, that would be an inexpensive price.