Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 10, 2019

And he sleeps on the couch tonight.

TMI

Doesn’t she already have a bikini?

You should’ve quit while you were ahead Bub. Or just pled the fifth to the whole question.

Your turn, Bub.

haha, oh dear. He’s a dead man.

It’s the last word that gets you into trouble!

Oooh!

So close…..

He’s gonna lose his grapes if he’s not careful!

She just ran a marathon. How “grapey” can she possibly be?

Can he go on vacation with a broken nose?

Sometimes honesty is not the best policy

Another trip? How can they afford three trips in a year? Most people are lucky to afford even one.

Bub better be careful. He is shaped like a pumpkin.

Lost her marathon shape already?

Don’t we get a vote?

What woman in her right mind buys a bathing suit online? Or do you do that so you’re guaranteed absolute privacy whilst trying on the wretched things? Also, Betty’s expression in that last panel . . .

I know breast sag with age.. but reduced to grapes size and down to her thighs.. Age.. has not been kind to Betty

should not have added that

Yep. He won’t be seeing that body for a while.

He was so close…

Sounds like the dreaded cellulite…

There will be no fruit salad for you tonight!