Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 21, 1996

Transcript:

Nate: What a revolting development! All day I stood by my locker with a piece of lettuce, pretending it was mistletoe! And WHO was the only person who kissed me? MRS. GULLET, the library aide who looks like Jabba the HUT! If word of this ever gets out, I'll be a laughingstock! So don't tell anyone. Francis: My...er...lips are sealed!