Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 1996

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woman: Hello, young man! Nate: Huh? Yeah...Hi. woman: Looking for a Christmas gift for a special someone? Nate: No...just my sister. woman: Well, she'll love THIS! It's called "Forbidden"! Doesn't it smell heavenly? spritz! ...or there's THIS one! It's divine! splutz! woman: ...or THIS one! Our best-seller! fssst! Nate: *kaff!* Okay, okay! I'll take the third one! boy: Hi, Nate! Nate: Oh...hi! Hi, guys! sniff! sniff! Nate: I should've just ordered something from a catalog. boy: Are you wearing PERFUME?