Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 21, 1998
Transcript:
Biff and Chip Comix! At a network staff meeting... Biff: Boss, I should be the one to anchor our Super Bowl coverage! After all, I'm a former NFL placekicker! Chip: But so am I, boss! Biff: You? Your football career was a total joke! Chip: What's that supposed to mean? Biff: You couldn't even reach the end zone on kickoffs! Chip: Yeah? Well, they used to call you "Chip Chokeson"! Chip: They did not! Biff: Ow! The hair! Watch the hair! boss: maybe I'll just send Al Roker...
Send biff.