Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 22, 1998

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Biff and Chip at the Super Bowl! Chip: Hi, we're here for the Super Bowl "media day". Cop: May I see your press passes, gentlemen? Chip: Uh... Gee, I don't have it... But listen, I'm Biff Biffwell, former NFL placekicker! Cop: Hmm... Say, I know you! Cop: You're that guy who tried to kick a field goal, missed the ball completely, then picked it up and ran the wrong way! Chip: Curse those "NFL Bloopers" videos. Cop: Go on in! The guys could use a few laughs!