Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 2000
Transcript:
NATE: I'm no longer a reporter for the school newspaper! I've become a columnist! Reporters just regurgitate the news! Columnists get to write about whatever we want! We get to offer our opinions on the big issues! COMPUTER SCREEN: Mrs. Godfrey's recent weight gain clearly points to deep-seated psychological problems. In fact, a total mental breakdown in the near future seems likely. FRANCIS: Plus, no pesky fact-checking to worry about. NATE: Exactly! Hello, Mr. Pulititzer!
i thought for a second he said “communist”