Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 2000
March 10, 2000
March 12, 2000
Transcript:
NATE: I'm no longer a reporter for the school newspaper! I've become a columnist! Reporters just regurgitate the news! Columnists get to write about whatever we want! We get to offer our opinions on the big issues! COMPUTER SCREEN: Mrs. Godfrey's recent weight gain clearly points to deep-seated psychological problems. In fact, a total mental breakdown in the near future seems likely. FRANCIS: Plus, no pesky fact-checking to worry about. NATE: Exactly! Hello, Mr. Pulititzer!
bignatesbiggestfan12 about 12 years ago
I dont think you get it nate
gocomics almost 11 years ago
In real life, schools control the content of school papers, not students. Nate’s material would never get published.
TheJustinator about 4 years ago
GPT-2 says:
“This case suggests that this is the third woman to be brought in for psychiatric care, a fact which makes it unlikely that she would be released,” Professor Ettori Sanna notes.
“In most cases, a woman’s weight gain is unrelated to her health,” Dr. Ettori Sanna says. "It is rather a combination of a range of factors. For example, diet is always involved. A woman who loses weight is often also losing weight at the same time with
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) over 3 years ago
rude nate
BigNateLover21 almost 3 years ago
i thought for a second he said “communist”
Drunk Larry over 1 year ago
i was in newsies as romeo
DACuber 7 months ago
Mrs. Godfrey will have a mental breakdown, because of Nate, mostly his grades
Arcery 5 months ago
She will have a mental breakdown indeed, but not for the reason you might think.
ahtd022012 about 2 months ago
I read that as “I’ve become a communist!”