Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 26, 2001

Transcript:

"I can't believe you! Artur takes your place as our best player, and so you're quitting the team?" "You don't understand." "I don't understand? Gee, why would I understand? The exact same thing only happened to me!" "What are you talking about?" "Nate, before you joined the team, I was our number one player!" "But that was different! I was so clearly better than you!" "Is there no end to your self-absorption?" "Plus, I'm so much more lovable than Artur!"