Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 18, 2003
Transcript:
"ARRgh! I can't believe I'm doing the research project with Artur!" "you're lucky, Nate! You'llget an 'A' for sure!" "Who cares? I'll be working with my arch-enemy!" "I thought you and Artur were friends now!" "That's a sham, Francis! Artur's only pretending to be my friend! He's a two-face! He's a total phony!" "Hallo." "Heeeey! Artur, Ol'Buddy, Ol' Pal o' mine!"
LET’S SEE HOW THE PROJECT GOES WITH NATE AND ARTUR:
Artur: Let’s work on project now, hokay?
Nate: groans Fine…
Meanwhile, Nate is at home, about to type about it in the middle of the night
Nate: So… tired…
Nate faints on the keyboard, which types down random letters, which gets printed when he clicks the Print button
WHEN THE PROJECT WAS DUE
Artur: Nate? I have bad news. I forgots to do project.
Nate: in his head Yes! Artur is finally going to get an F on something, and all we have is this paper with some random letters as our project!
They go to Mrs. Godfrey’s classroom when it is time for Social Studies
Mrs. Godfrey: Nate and Artur, did you finish your research project?
Nate: Why yes we did! Here you go!
Mrs. Godfrey looks at the paper. She gets amazed
Mrs. Godfrey: OMG! ARTUR AND NATE! YOU FIGURED OUT THE SECRET CODE THAT CAN GET ANY STUDENT AN A+! THE SECRET CODE WAS “676Y7UYHJOIJRIJRIJIGEGER” AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING ON YOUR PAPER! YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU EACH DESERVE A PRIZE! NATE, YOU GET MY BURGER THAT I TOOK A BITE OUT OF, AND ARTUR, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AMAZING, I AM GIVING YOU $1,000,000!
Nate: oh, how i hate him…
This took so long to create xD