Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 18, 2003

STOP FIGHTING!!! IT’S JUST A STUPID SONG!!! IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE CORRECT GRAMMER!!!

Oh the irony…….to the strip, not comments!

fun fact: it toook me way to long to figure oout that arturs name isn’t “arthur”

Nate is a fake friend

LET’S SEE HOW THE PROJECT GOES WITH NATE AND ARTUR:

Artur: Let’s work on project now, hokay?

Nate: groans Fine…

Meanwhile, Nate is at home, about to type about it in the middle of the night

Nate: So… tired…

Nate faints on the keyboard, which types down random letters, which gets printed when he clicks the Print button

WHEN THE PROJECT WAS DUE

Artur: Nate? I have bad news. I forgots to do project.

Nate: in his head Yes! Artur is finally going to get an F on something, and all we have is this paper with some random letters as our project!

They go to Mrs. Godfrey’s classroom when it is time for Social Studies

Mrs. Godfrey: Nate and Artur, did you finish your research project?

Nate: Why yes we did! Here you go!

Mrs. Godfrey looks at the paper. She gets amazed

Mrs. Godfrey: OMG! ARTUR AND NATE! YOU FIGURED OUT THE SECRET CODE THAT CAN GET ANY STUDENT AN A+! THE SECRET CODE WAS “676Y7UYHJOIJRIJRIJIGEGER” AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING ON YOUR PAPER! YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU EACH DESERVE A PRIZE! NATE, YOU GET MY BURGER THAT I TOOK A BITE OUT OF, AND ARTUR, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AMAZING, I AM GIVING YOU $1,000,000!

Nate: oh, how i hate him…

This took so long to create xD

Who is the two-face now, Nate?

hallo.

And what is your proof of that, Nate?

He’s gonna get an “A” for Artur

Yeah… Artur is the one who’s two-faced…