Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 18, 2007
Transcript:
You will experience "Fortune cookie?" krak! "That remains to be seen." "Whadda ya mean?" "Arrgh! This is what I mean!" "This is not a fortune! It's just some lame saying!" "A fortune is supposed to tell you, 'One day you'll be rich', or 'Today will be your lucky day'! It's supposed to predict the future!" "Does this predict the future? No! So it's not a fortune! Calling 'em 'fortune cookies' is wrong!" "Here, you take it! I don't want it!" trip! ! "'You are easily annoyed by matters of little consequence.'" "Who put that there?"
An unlit candle frightens no monkeys.