Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 18, 2007
March 17, 2007
March 19, 2007
Transcript:
You will experience "Fortune cookie?" krak! "That remains to be seen." "Whadda ya mean?" "Arrgh! This is what I mean!" "This is not a fortune! It's just some lame saying!" "A fortune is supposed to tell you, 'One day you'll be rich', or 'Today will be your lucky day'! It's supposed to predict the future!" "Does this predict the future? No! So it's not a fortune! Calling 'em 'fortune cookies' is wrong!" "Here, you take it! I don't want it!" trip! ! "'You are easily annoyed by matters of little consequence.'" "Who put that there?"
Flapperhatgirl! almost 13 years ago
The fact that fortune cookies don’t predict the future annoyes me too.
kenivlikesbignate almost 12 years ago
big nate in a class by himself
Sonicx79 almost 11 years ago
That’s why I don’t eat them
Sonicx79 almost 11 years ago
And that they don’t taste like cookies
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
right! will it hurt the cookie factory to put something like what nate said??
Dyceiretak almost 7 years ago
Nate, that’s better than the one I got that literally said, “Have a beautiful day!” with a smiling face.
scribbledribble over 6 years ago
I’v never had a fortune cookie
Mr. Spock about 5 years ago
An unlit candle frightens no monkeys.
Typhoon37 over 3 years ago
my life
Loguana 5 months ago
English or Spanish?