Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 15, 2012
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Want to hear my goals for the year? Academic goals, you mean? Some of them are academic and some aren't! Okay, go ahead. 1.) Invent something cool. 2.) Sell invention and get rich. 3.) Quit school. See. I mentioned school in goal #3! That's where the academics come in! ...Or go out.
MY GOALS:1) Write books and send them to publisher.2) Wait until my results come back.3) If all goes well, be famous with my books all over the place.4) Because I’m famous, people will respect me and not make fun of my lastname Sanchess. Pronounced san-chess. pleople say it as sand-chez to tease me)5) I, James Sanchess, will rule the world! MWAHAHAHAHAH! Just kidding. I will then be a really rich kid and buy the world and sell it on Ebay! MWAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding again. I will then be rich and famous.nuff sed!