Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 15, 2012

Nice goals, Nate

great inventions from a great mind

MY GOALS:1) Write books and send them to publisher.2) Wait until my results come back.3) If all goes well, be famous with my books all over the place.4) Because I’m famous, people will respect me and not make fun of my lastname Sanchess. Pronounced san-chess. pleople say it as sand-chez to tease me)5) I, James Sanchess, will rule the world! MWAHAHAHAHAH! Just kidding. I will then be a really rich kid and buy the world and sell it on Ebay! MWAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding again. I will then be rich and famous.nuff sed!

Good luck with those goals, Nate.

That has nothing to do with academics. Plus Nate, you have to be in school to gain knowledge. Then you can try to invent something cool and get rich. The correct order would be:1: learn a lot by staying at school2: invent something cool3: sell invention and get rich

What ever happened to this kid’s mother? Maybe he and his father were a lot alike.

Nate go ahead and quit school your parent will thank you late

This plan won’t work Nate!

What you need Nate, is what Gomez Addams once suggested on the 60s TV show, something that costs a dime, you can sell for a dollar and is habit-forming.

This great idea will last about 27seconds…..then Nate will be “noodling around” with his next idea……just in time to fail a pop quiz, give or get a wedgie to/from someone and, just to keep things interesting, shoehorn in his latest detention………Ah!! Life’s rich tapestry!!

nice goals i’m not kidding it is a plan to make money.

that rhymes!

Sooooooooo true.

Goals to live by