Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 25, 2015
January 24, 2015
January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Hello? yeah, I'd like to report a crime. Nate: No, not in progress. Earlier today. Nate: Where? At P.S. 38. The middle school uh-huh. nate: Okay, so the hot lunch menu said that today was going to be pizza, tater tots, and peanut butter crisp. Nate: That's the best hot lunch there is! So obviously I didn't bring lunch from home today! Why would I? Nate: Then I got to the cafetorium, and there was no pizza, no tater tots, and no peanut butter crisp! Nate: Instead, they gave us meat loaf, 3-bean salad, and fruit cocktail! Nate: If that's not a crime, I don't know what is! nate: Hello? Hello? Nate: Crimestoppers tip line! What a joke!
Comisftw almost 10 years ago
Mad Nate is MAD.Wow, he’s super unhappy.The school and Nate are at fault.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He was all tastied up for pizza and tater tots and then they threw meatloaf and fruit cocktail at him.
Marathon Zack almost 10 years ago
Sounds like a crime to me.
MaynardAz almost 10 years ago
Pizza was the last thing you wanted to eat at my school.Now some schools have wood fired pizza ovens.
Tackerdog almost 10 years ago
Canned Fruit cocktail- wouldnt touch it as a kid and wouldnt touch it now. Yuch
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sorry Nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Good that this is nipped in the bud,,,,next he would’ve been reporting that it’s a crime he can’t get a girlfriend…….
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
Nate does have a point from a certain point of view…
the souless goat almost 7 years ago
It is illegal to hang up on someone when they are calling 911
PBS1! over 4 years ago
A crime is an action prohibited by law XD