Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 26, 2015

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Nate: Care to buy a newspaper, Mr. Eustis? Mr. Eustis: Newspaper? Nate: Yup! Everybody says newspaper are dying, But here to say they're goin' strong! Nate: "The Nately News"! Nate: My own publication! I'm the founder! Nate: I'm also the editor-In-Chief, the news reporter, the sports columnist, the staff photographer, and the cartoonist! Mr. Eustis: But it's expensive to run a newspaper. Isn't that why so many of them are struggling? Nate: I won't have that problem. Nate: My own expensive is my own salary! So it'll be easy for me to make profit! Mr. Eustis: Okay, I'll take one. How much? Nate: Forty-Three Dollars. Mr. Eustis: I think i see a flaw in your business plan. Nate: Can i interest you in a daily subscription?