Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 26, 2015
July 25, 2015
July 27, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Care to buy a newspaper, Mr. Eustis? Mr. Eustis: Newspaper? Nate: Yup! Everybody says newspaper are dying, But here to say they're goin' strong! Nate: "The Nately News"! Nate: My own publication! I'm the founder! Nate: I'm also the editor-In-Chief, the news reporter, the sports columnist, the staff photographer, and the cartoonist! Mr. Eustis: But it's expensive to run a newspaper. Isn't that why so many of them are struggling? Nate: I won't have that problem. Nate: My own expensive is my own salary! So it'll be easy for me to make profit! Mr. Eustis: Okay, I'll take one. How much? Nate: Forty-Three Dollars. Mr. Eustis: I think i see a flaw in your business plan. Nate: Can i interest you in a daily subscription?
T.A.S.K Master over 9 years ago
For €43?!
Dr. Cesspool over 9 years ago
wow
gzitver over 9 years ago
Will you settle for 43 drachmas?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m afraid not.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yup, Nate’s ready for American business!
OldestandWisest over 9 years ago
Yes, but he only has to sell ONE.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Tell him you’ll give him 43 Italian Lira, Mr. Eustis. If his performance in American social studies year after year is any indicator, he won’t know any difference!!
komickat over 9 years ago
How about 43 rubles? XD That’s like less than a dollar. Nate… nice try but nobody is gonna buy it… XDD
Riflehawk1012 over 8 years ago
Or 0 dollars.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) about 6 years ago
Newspapers are dying, but they aren’t as dead as Ugandan Knuckles!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (i am boba) over 3 years ago
i think $4.99 would have been good
deadzwastakenn over 1 year ago
If it werent expensive, it would be going so well.
Arcery 5 months ago
This is probably why they’re dying.