Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 07, 2020

MmMmMm eXtRa cRiSpY!!!!!

Another back-to-school omen

Lol this happens every time he tries to have a barbecue

Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers! Back to school already? Good gosh, it seems like only yesterday when Mr. Peirce was keeping them in school for ages.

Have a fantastic day!

Can’t wait till the EPL begins!

Oh finally a delicious hamburger! For some reason, I eat hamburgers with a bun on the bottom. The top bun? That one can go screw itself.

The grill is on, and it’s a burger, unlike in this comic: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2018/09/03

I was just thinking he should have a cook-off with Ed Crankshaft. No politics about it; just maybe the fire department…

This strip and today’s strip in Big Nate First Class both start with “School starts tomorrow” and have Marty cooking burgers!

Hi, I’m back :D

Hi guys!

LOL! And this shall be a sign unto you!

Well… with Covid-19, I have a feeling that (at least IRL) school is going to be crazy. So the burger being on fire just means that his school year will probably be similar to real-life ones, with a few differences since the virus doesn’t exist in the strip.

And your buns are toast.

That’s not gonna help, Marty

My new profile picture: Nate is slowly fading away.

This is some great symbolism. It shows that the burger is nothing but a piece of burnt crap, much like Nate’s studies

It happens every year… and every time Marty tried to Barbecue.

Lol, strangely enough, I feel like even if Marty hadn’t burnt that burger, Nate wouldn’t have the greatest school year

Is it just me, or did Marty get fatter?

What a coincidence, my school starts tomorrow too. (It was actually supposed to start the 18th of August but it got delayed.) I will be doing online school though. I’m glad I don’t have to be around so many people for Junior year! XD

Lol

Random BN fact: If you didn’t already know, Nate once got traded

This year should not be any different than the last 26 or so years. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Well for one thing he’s going back to seventh grade…

Maybe you won’t taste it if you smother it in ketchup.

I’m currently going to irl school. Is Nate going to irl or online? I’m guessing irl.

Hi! I know this comment is irrelevant, but I’m new!

My jealousy for Nate going to actual normal school and not weird changed-up school is immeasurable.

Why did my comment get deleted?

My school starts tomorrow

How do I know it was YOUR burger? Because it’s the one on fire.

Ok this a part 3 boys story. The other 2 are in yesterdays strip and the days before that.

The winner for yesterdays question is……… Yes!!!!You, Teddy, and Francis will help nate. Okay so here is the story, I hope you enjoy. Boy

“Sure” you say “Lets go help Nate”, you run after Nate and Randy. You chase them into the bathroom, where they are in the stall. Nate is about to get a one way ticket to swirly town, you have to think fast. You, Teddy, and Francis discuss for 2 seconds on what to do. You guys decide to grab Randy and pull him back hard enough, to let go of Nates head. You yell “1” “2” “3” “NOW!!!”, you pull a hard as you can. Randy lets go of Nate and stumbles back, his face turns red. Just then Principal Nichols comes in and says “what happened in here?”. Randy is about to open his mouth but before he can do it you say “Randy tried to give Nate a swirly”. “Oh is that so?” Principal Nichols say, “yep” you, Nate, Teddy, and Francis say. “Well then Randy go to my office and I will meet you there”, then Principal Nichols walks off. “Thanks for helping me guys” Nate says, “no problem we all say”. “Hey do you guys want to meet at the soccer field after school to practice for tryouts?” Nate says. Teddy says yes and Francis says yes. What will you say.

a) No I am more of a basketball player

b) Yes I love soccer

Ew.

Ok this a part 3 Girls story. The other 2 are in yesterdays strip and the days before that.

The winners for yesterdays question was….. Yes!!! You will go to the movies with Nate.Okay so here is the story, I hope you enjoy.

You say “shure Nate why not” “yes” Nate says. Then the bell rings for the next class, “well see you guys after school” you say. School is a drag like normal but finally the bell rings, you wait for Nate,Teddy, and Fransis in front of the school. They come out and you meet them on the stairs, “sorry guys I have to go practice the piano” Teddy says. Fransis says that he promised his dad he would clean the gutters, they walk off together. You and Nate are the only ones that are left, “do you want to come over?” you say. “Shure” Nate says you walk over to your house and you are greeted by a german shepard puppy, “Nate meet Vylete”. “Hi Vylete” Nate says while petting her, “wanna play football?” you ask Nate. “Shure” he says I will meet you in back. You play football for the rest of the day in the end you win. “Bye Nate that was fun see you tommorow night” you say, “bye Ava”. You go to bed thinking about your date, the day goes by pretty fast. You text Nate asking him what movie he wants to watch, he texts back want to see Mulan? You text back shure. Later you meet Nate in front of the cinema, you go into the theater with popcon and junior mints. At the end of the movie Nate leans in to kiss you what do you do?

a) Kiss him back

b) Say that it is way to early to kiss

Put yyour anwsers in the comments

I would tell my students that they didn’t need good luck because luck should nothing to do with academic success. :-)

My school starts tomorrow as well

c’mon marty u can do better than that

Is any one online I’m bored

lol oh no nate

alSo my friend crazed hippoe said that nobody can see their comments and i cant see their comments even though they said they were commenting every day so can you see crazed hippoes comments jsut curious

One ham burn-ger coming up!

The same thing every time

https://www.gocomics.com/fowl-language/2020/09/07?ct=v&cti=2486778 Kinda funny both strips have flaming hamburgers

My school starts on the 14th!

yeah, right

Is it just me or did we already see a comic just like this in another September?

I like setting my marshmallows on fire!

this is when nate goes and runs away from home

Symbolic? This happens every time, we all know Marty can’t cook.

Oddly symbolic.