Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 25, 2018
Transcript:
Wink: Look at this. I measured my waist one year ago today. Wink: In one year, I've gained two inches. That's awesome. Pete: What? You sound proud of it! I thought you were dieting? Looking for love? Wink: Well, you know what they say. "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one year width."
More correctly, “one year girth”, but that doesn’t work as a pun.