Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 25, 2018
Transcript:
Wink: Look at this. I measured my waist one year ago today. Wink: In one year, I've gained two inches. That's awesome. Pete: What? You sound proud of it! I thought you were dieting? Looking for love? Wink: Well, you know what they say. "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one year width."
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
Yes, and they also say “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!”. Way to go, Wink.
banjinshiju about 6 years ago
Ungh!! That one is Pastis worthy.
Brian Premium Member about 6 years ago
More correctly, “one year girth”, but that doesn’t work as a pun.