Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 20, 2010

There’s one in every crowd!

Good Morning All.

TGIF!

Help, Guys, I don’t see no stinkin faces!!!!….

A ‘foul’ in the pack.

No. 3 is no Schultz. What happened to I know nothing?

Never hatchet your Counts before they chicken. (Old Robinhood joke everyone knows)

Ok, I’ll ask it. Is this cartoon a stool sample?

Why do murderers confess their crime in deTAIL to the jailBIRD in the next cell? Are they BirdBrains?

I see my shrink in three hours. I will report “No faces sighted, Sir” Do not point them out to me before I revisit this evening.

But Lew, what about the face on….

Just kidding. I don’t see any yet either. The best way to not see any here is just to raise your standards on what you call a face.

Sgt. Schultz they ain’t! Like the take off of the three monkeys!

and they didn’t even torture him yet!

Duh, Boss, I don’t know nottin’!

Mornin’ Birdbrainsiacs!!

Thank goodness they’re not stool samples.

It’s not hard to pigeonhole birdbrains, but be careful, they can tern on you!

They’re not monkeying around.

Obviously, No. 3 knows everything… including the fact (as a former RAF member told me) that if you’re caught, they will make you talk.

And the mute man muttered his wisdom into the deaf man’s ear, while the blind man watched them and laughed…

He’s going to rat on everyone!

aircraft-engineer, assuming you’re not joking with us, the 3 Monkeys are a traditional Eastern motif and the 4 Monkeys are some Westerner’s perverse way of cashing in on it…

Like your smilies, LuvFrogs.