COYOTY Despite my youthful (lustful) dreams, I have have always seen one flaw in the mermaid fantasy. Well two if you count “cold as a fish”. Well three if you want to consider housing. Well four if———
Did I ever tell you age and wisdom stink?
Lew – don’t forget the Lois Griffin/Merman situation!
Merman: I wish to make love to you.
Lois Griffin: Oh, uh… [chuckles] no, thank you.
Merman: What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman’s fantasy?
Lois Griffin: Yeah, but, this is sort of the opposite. Like, if you had a man’s body and fish legs, then it’d be different.
Merman: Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have a pen is.
Lois Griffin: Well, but I–
Merman: See? there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.
Lois Griffin: I’m sorry, I-I’m just gonna have to say no.
Merman: Maybe I feel like you owe me a little. [makes an advance towards her, but Lois shoves him to the ground, where he flops around like a real fish, then she walks away] Dammit!
Merman: What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman’s fantasy?
Lois Griffin: Yeah, but, this is sort of the opposite. Like, if you had a man’s body and fish legs, then it’d be different.
Merman: Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have a pen is.
Lois Griffin: Well, but I–
Merman: See? there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.
Lois Griffin: I’m sorry, I-I’m just gonna have to say no.
Merman: Maybe I feel like you owe me a little. [makes an advance towards her, but Lois shoves him to the ground, where he flops around like a real fish, then she walks away] Dammit!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I certainly hope she’s evolving into a mermaid and not staying like that.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
COYOTY Despite my youthful (lustful) dreams, I have have always seen one flaw in the mermaid fantasy. Well two if you count “cold as a fish”. Well three if you want to consider housing. Well four if——— Did I ever tell you age and wisdom stink?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Nice bikini
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Why do you think his name is Dudley?
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
I am getting concerned about Fearless Leader Thom being overworked…He has to labour 7 days a week to create these gems for us……
joefish25 over 13 years ago
Coyoty, Lew, Johnny, you guys crack me up
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
I do believe that she is amphibious to her surroundings.
Good Sunday Morning Fellow Birdbrains!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
There’s the face of a female lion in the bottom right corner!
TheWildSow over 13 years ago
Lew – don’t forget the Lois Griffin/Merman situation!
Merman: I wish to make love to you. Lois Griffin: Oh, uh… [chuckles] no, thank you. Merman: What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman’s fantasy? Lois Griffin: Yeah, but, this is sort of the opposite. Like, if you had a man’s body and fish legs, then it’d be different. Merman: Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have a pen is. Lois Griffin: Well, but I– Merman: See? there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic. Lois Griffin: I’m sorry, I-I’m just gonna have to say no. Merman: Maybe I feel like you owe me a little. [makes an advance towards her, but Lois shoves him to the ground, where he flops around like a real fish, then she walks away] Dammit!cleokaya over 13 years ago
If evolving involves clothing then I’d rather not.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Hi Cleo. For you, that goes without saying! lol
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
He can’t come out of the water until he evolves swimming trunks!
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Ya, Dudley…….loosen up a little!
Thom your artwork keeps getting better and better……if that is possible!
thombluemel Premium Member over 13 years ago
Auld One, I LOVE making cartoons, so I don’t ever think of it as work. Thanks for the concern.
Montana - Aw shucks, ma’am. Thank you.
Cleo - Can a fish shed its skin? :)
Coyoty- I bet she evolves into a monkey… or at least a salamander…
Lonewolf - Thanks, amigo.
JP Steve - CORRECT!!
Odeilasimone - Because… well, you get it… duh…
Minky Moo - Five stars!!
WildSow - Great reminder! First, Brian… then the merman… Poor Lois…
sandflea - Thank you. Catch of the day!
And thank you all for reading this evolving cartoon,
Thom
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Thom no, but it can shed it’s bikini. :-)
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Maybe they can spontaneously generate a relationship.
bmonk over 13 years ago
TheWildSow’s alternate text:
Merman: I wish to make love to you.
Lois Griffin: Oh, uh… [chuckles] no, thank you.
Merman: What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman’s fantasy?
Lois Griffin: Yeah, but, this is sort of the opposite. Like, if you had a man’s body and fish legs, then it’d be different.
Merman: Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have a pen is.
Lois Griffin: Well, but I–
Merman: See? there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.
Lois Griffin: I’m sorry, I-I’m just gonna have to say no.
Merman: Maybe I feel like you owe me a little. [makes an advance towards her, but Lois shoves him to the ground, where he flops around like a real fish, then she walks away] Dammit!
TheWildSow over 13 years ago
Thanks, bmonk! It wouldn’t let me copy & paste, and I didn’t quite have the patience to type it out. Still funny as heck though!
Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago
lolhe’s floundering.
Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago
No one should be named Dudley, it is just sad.
There goes all the romance from The Little Mermaid. Thank you The Wild Sow & Bmonk
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Thom, so this is where sea monkeys come from?