Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 30, 2011

I certainly hope she’s evolving into a mermaid and not staying like that.

COYOTY Despite my youthful (lustful) dreams, I have have always seen one flaw in the mermaid fantasy. Well two if you count “cold as a fish”. Well three if you want to consider housing. Well four if——— Did I ever tell you age and wisdom stink?

Nice bikini

Why do you think his name is Dudley?

I am getting concerned about Fearless Leader Thom being overworked…He has to labour 7 days a week to create these gems for us……

Coyoty, Lew, Johnny, you guys crack me up

I do believe that she is amphibious to her surroundings.

Good Sunday Morning Fellow Birdbrains!

There’s the face of a female lion in the bottom right corner!

Lew – don’t forget the Lois Griffin/Merman situation!

Merman: I wish to make love to you. Lois Griffin: Oh, uh… [chuckles] no, thank you. Merman: What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman’s fantasy? Lois Griffin: Yeah, but, this is sort of the opposite. Like, if you had a man’s body and fish legs, then it’d be different. Merman: Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have a pen is. Lois Griffin: Well, but I– Merman: See? there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic. Lois Griffin: I’m sorry, I-I’m just gonna have to say no. Merman: Maybe I feel like you owe me a little. [makes an advance towards her, but Lois shoves him to the ground, where he flops around like a real fish, then she walks away] Dammit!

If evolving involves clothing then I’d rather not.

Hi Cleo. For you, that goes without saying! lol

He can’t come out of the water until he evolves swimming trunks!

Ya, Dudley…….loosen up a little!

Thom your artwork keeps getting better and better……if that is possible!

Auld One, I LOVE making cartoons, so I don’t ever think of it as work. Thanks for the concern.

Montana - Aw shucks, ma’am. Thank you.

Cleo - Can a fish shed its skin? :)

Coyoty- I bet she evolves into a monkey… or at least a salamander…

Lonewolf - Thanks, amigo.

JP Steve - CORRECT!!

Odeilasimone - Because… well, you get it… duh…

Minky Moo - Five stars!!

WildSow - Great reminder! First, Brian… then the merman… Poor Lois…

sandflea - Thank you. Catch of the day!

And thank you all for reading this evolving cartoon,

Thom

Thom no, but it can shed it’s bikini. :-)

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Maybe they can spontaneously generate a relationship.

TheWildSow’s alternate text:

Merman: I wish to make love to you.

Lois Griffin: Oh, uh… [chuckles] no, thank you.

Merman: What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman’s fantasy?

Lois Griffin: Yeah, but, this is sort of the opposite. Like, if you had a man’s body and fish legs, then it’d be different.

Merman: Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have a pen is.

Lois Griffin: Well, but I–

Merman: See? there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.

Lois Griffin: I’m sorry, I-I’m just gonna have to say no.

Merman: Maybe I feel like you owe me a little. [makes an advance towards her, but Lois shoves him to the ground, where he flops around like a real fish, then she walks away] Dammit!

Thanks, bmonk! It wouldn’t let me copy & paste, and I didn’t quite have the patience to type it out. Still funny as heck though!

lolhe’s floundering.

No one should be named Dudley, it is just sad.

There goes all the romance from The Little Mermaid. Thank you The Wild Sow & Bmonk

Thom, so this is where sea monkeys come from?