Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 19, 2011

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, man!

Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains!

Now you’ll have to hold it mister.

Now he knows what it is like being a female at a sports or concert event………………………….the men’s room has 67 stalls, and the women’s have 3………………………………..go figure!!!!!!

Been there, done that!!!!

Na na! Na naa na!

It a unisex potty so do it if ya have too.Who’s going to know?

I know I dont see a huge face on the left side of the island.

Didn’t his mother make him go before they left home?

Get back in the water and pee!

You said it buddy, but go anyway. You gotta do what you what you’ve gotta do - especially if what you’ve got to do is doo doo.

Is that the men’s potty sinking in the background?

It’s a misspelled Laddies…………..

Is it a women’s outhouse or a place for women to hug? The outstretched arms on the silhouette have me confused.

I remember momma washing my mouth out with soap for using langauge like that….

His contract doesn’t cover time off in loo.

Oh Sh@t!!

Gents on the island, see that tree over there?

JazzyBella said, about 6 micturations ago

Get back in the water and pee!

In some words, the “p” is silent–as in swimming… .

Lewreader, you may not see it, but it sees you… .

Ya know . .. at my church we have 2 bathrooms upstairs … 1 men, 1 women. 2 years ago, our then new (now fired) Senior Pastor attempted to make them ‘unisex’. I thought it was brilliant, and if the mans was busy, I would pop into the other and use it. I don’t care. It’s a bathroom, and I know how to aim! I never ONCE got drops on the seat (I LIFT!) and not one on the floor.

The one thing that annoys me, is women who haven’t learned to put the seat down, and then chew you a new one when you leave it up.

Hides from Dry, Montana, and other ladies

There’s a tree on the side of the outhouse…voila, instant men’s room.

Looks like a kilt t’ me, laddie. Go do yer business.

It can’t be a Ladies’ Room. There’s no line.

I have only been in men’s rooms when that was a corridor to the mechanical room (public buildings-often) and had to give a shout before entering. I admit that I avoid using any public toilet unless REALLY necessary, however- and NEVER resorted to the porta kind (although as a kid parents took me to a farm with cabins where we had to use an outhouse- tried to hold my breath)

Beautiful artwork, Thom! (Also, faces in the sand.)