Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 28, 2024

• Mommy will bring this up at the custody hearing.

Then the supernova.

How can you tell? How do you know?

As if your facts would make any difference! Ha! Today’s proof is moot to any past argument with a woman!

And then let’s have a nice night together on the couch.

Oh look, Mars is ascending!

Her reply, like mine, may be: “I read Astronomy magazine. Star and planet chart in every issue.”

Do you really want to strike the Bee’s Nest ?

Someone’s life expectancy is about to get shortened.

Doesn’t matter what it is, he’ll be seeing stars soon anyway.

I notice he’s saying that when mommy’s not present.

If you’re not careful, it’s gonna be Uranus… handed to you.

That would be WRONG, sir.

Let’s not and live longer.

And she can point out that it’s too dark, and the planet is too high in the sky, for it to be Venus.

Poor guy, he’s giving a long pep talk to himself.

you’re talking out Uranus

Ask a Service pilot. Or Navy officer. Navigation.

Hope Daddy likes sleeping “UNDER” the Stars ….. ;)

As a little kid, I lived in the low desert. My grandparents lived outside town, far enough away that you could really see the night sky beautifully. An ex-Navy uncle would take my sister and me out and show us the stars, tell us their names, and all that. I remember thinking it sounded like he was talking about old friends. In a way, I guess he was.

It’s gonna be a long time before daddy gets anything from mom. And better get used to sleeping on the couch@

Poor, kid. I expect she only likes being between Venus and Mercury.

It’s that old X-Y thing.