I’m gonna ask him to let me finish the book I’m reading before we depart. (That’s why I’m only 24 pages into DFW’s Infinite Jest, and one of the reasons why I remain at only 24 pages into the book.)
Is she compulsive about making sure all her affairs are in order — in this case, the yard neat and trimmed — before she goes, or she just figured she’d get some free labor out of him. Surprised he agreed to it, though — wonder what’s in it for him?
Coopersdad about 2 months ago
The reaper is already regretting going to her house.
SHIVA about 2 months ago
He could be there forever!!!
blunebottle about 2 months ago
He is feeling pretty grim.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
She certainly doesn’t fear the reaper!
maureenmck Premium Member about 2 months ago
Apparently, this reaper has a little side hustle going.
Funniguy about 2 months ago
You reap what you saw.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
More cowbell
uniquename about 2 months ago
Well, first he has to clean it up.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Pruning the deadwood first.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 2 months ago
“How about a nice, cold lemonade on the back porch and I’ll show you pictures of my grandkids.”
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
This one you got to work for before you can take her.
Doug K about 2 months ago
I have quite a few dead branches that I’d like to get trimmed before I go
Melki Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m gonna ask him to let me finish the book I’m reading before we depart. (That’s why I’m only 24 pages into DFW’s Infinite Jest, and one of the reasons why I remain at only 24 pages into the book.)
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Nice new twist on the Grim Reaper gags. Loved it!
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is she compulsive about making sure all her affairs are in order — in this case, the yard neat and trimmed — before she goes, or she just figured she’d get some free labor out of him. Surprised he agreed to it, though — wonder what’s in it for him?
willie_mctell about 2 months ago
In one of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books Death takes a sabbatical and works as a farmhand.
eb110americana about 2 months ago
“Oh, and on the way, let’s pay a visit to Celia’s petunias. She always was so smug about those things.”
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
the grim reaper branches out…
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
One of the “Red Hat” ladies I presume…
goboboyd about 2 months ago
My work here is done. Now we’ll have a look at YOUR yard.
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
LMAO :)
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sent this one to my BFF. She’s out in 90°f weeding her garden. Don’t know WHEN she gets to enjoy it.