The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 01, 2020

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Huey: Riley, looks like you got a letter from Santa Claus. Riley: That punk! Gimme! Huey: What's it say? Riley: Just...y'know, Merry Christmas...by the way, how expensive are bulletproof windows? Dear Mr. Riley Freeman, F'real, I'm 'bout sick of that trash you talk when I'm not around! You wanna call me a punk, come up to the North Side of things and do it to my face! Don't forget I know where you live! Don't start believing your own hype, patna! I'll fly by your house in my sleigh and deliver so many hot shells to the neighborhood you'll swear it was Christmas in Fallujah! Don't think 'cause I'm Kriss Kringle that $#1*% is sweet! I'm jolly ONE day out the year! The other 364 days it's strictly gangsta! You ain't no thug, and real %8**8$ know, y'heard?! Holla!