The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 01, 2020
February 29, 2020
March 02, 2020
Transcript:
Huey: Riley, looks like you got a letter from Santa Claus. Riley: That punk! Gimme! Huey: What's it say? Riley: Just...y'know, Merry Christmas...by the way, how expensive are bulletproof windows? Dear Mr. Riley Freeman, F'real, I'm 'bout sick of that trash you talk when I'm not around! You wanna call me a punk, come up to the North Side of things and do it to my face! Don't forget I know where you live! Don't start believing your own hype, patna! I'll fly by your house in my sleigh and deliver so many hot shells to the neighborhood you'll swear it was Christmas in Fallujah! Don't think 'cause I'm Kriss Kringle that $#1*% is sweet! I'm jolly ONE day out the year! The other 364 days it's strictly gangsta! You ain't no thug, and real %8**8$ know, y'heard?! Holla!
TexTech over 4 years ago
Sounds like Mr. Claus has finally put some kind of fear into the “fearless” Riley Freeman.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
You need to upgrade the outside walls to brick. Bullets don’t even slow down after plastic siding, chipboard, and drywall.
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
That’s what Riley gets for being a spoiled brat.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Even funnier, I heard Huey and Riley in Ms King’s voice and Santa as Samuel Jackson. And Riley, don’t diss Santa, he knows where you live, punk.
Jaqi Thompson Premium Member over 4 years ago
This is my favorite Christmas comic! Darrin Bell created my favorite Thanksgiving comic a few years back, as explained by C-dog. What a perfect job you did on Santa’s letter to Riley! Tough little Riley is a hoot, though I identify personally with his big brother. I really miss the days when my local paper ran your strip daily. Thanks!! — Snoozing Lion
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago
So how about showing a little respect!