The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 30, 2022
January 29, 2022
January 31, 2022
Transcript:
Riley: Granddad, can I have a racing motorcycle for Christmas? Like a Honda 2001 CBR1100XX. I'll promise not to go faster than... 130 miles per hour. Granddad: No. Riley: Well, sheesh... How about an KY wrist? You know, a Rolex watch with some diamonds... Nothing much... Seven, eight thousand... Granddad: No. Riley: OK, OK... You talked me into it. I'll settle for one gold tooth. Man you're really gettin' over this year. Granddad: (Sigh) Riley: But it was such a brilliant strategy. How could it not work?! Huey: Certainly not your flawless execution... He couldn't possibly have seen through that...
Can you buy a Rolex without diamonds for 7-8000? I know this is an old strip, but even factored for inflation. Anyway, a Casio keeps better time, and Riley has nowhere to be on time.