The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 30, 2022
January 29, 2022
January 31, 2022
Transcript:
Riley: Granddad, can I have a racing motorcycle for Christmas? Like a Honda 2001 CBR1100XX. I'll promise not to go faster than... 130 miles per hour. Granddad: No. Riley: Well, sheesh... How about an KY wrist? You know, a Rolex watch with some diamonds... Nothing much... Seven, eight thousand... Granddad: No. Riley: OK, OK... You talked me into it. I'll settle for one gold tooth. Man you're really gettin' over this year. Granddad: (Sigh) Riley: But it was such a brilliant strategy. How could it not work?! Huey: Certainly not your flawless execution... He couldn't possibly have seen through that...
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you’re good with tools, I have a used 1986 Honda in the Barn, cheap.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Try asking for something inexpensive.
SofaKing Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Can you buy a Rolex without diamonds for 7-8000? I know this is an old strip, but even factored for inflation. Anyway, a Casio keeps better time, and Riley has nowhere to be on time.
moondog42 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Everybody’s like Krystal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece; jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash….
William Bludworth Premium Member almost 3 years ago
One more time… In the age of cell- and smart-phones, the reason to wear a watch is…???
kaffekup almost 3 years ago
“Icy wrist”. I love that!