Perfect!
I never met your mother.
Do you know who my boss is?
“Officer, do you know who my father is?” “No, do you?”
Looks like she’s driving from the right side of the car too.
you father is probably the poor guy who will wind up paying your fines.
A cop in a traffic stop video responded to that question with, “Didn’t your mother tell you?”
Funny
A very helpful police officer…..
“It also says on your license you need to wear glasses, where are they?”
“Officer, I have contacts.”
“Lady, I don’t care who you know, you’re supposed to wear glasses when you drive.”
“Her mother hath many times told me so.” Leonato in “Much Ado About Nothing”
ivanka can drive ?
A win for the good guys, score!
No, you might ask your mother if she knows.
NICE comback
Zykoic 4 months ago
Perfect!
Jml58 4 months ago
I never met your mother.
a sage 4 months ago
Do you know who my boss is?
jmworacle 4 months ago
“Officer, do you know who my father is?” “No, do you?”
backyardcowboy 4 months ago
Looks like she’s driving from the right side of the car too.
Just-me 4 months ago
you father is probably the poor guy who will wind up paying your fines.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 4 months ago
A cop in a traffic stop video responded to that question with, “Didn’t your mother tell you?”
Oh Really? 4 months ago
Funny
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
A very helpful police officer…..
Buspopcod 4 months ago
“It also says on your license you need to wear glasses, where are they?”
“Officer, I have contacts.”
“Lady, I don’t care who you know, you’re supposed to wear glasses when you drive.”
rwh2 4 months ago
“Her mother hath many times told me so.” Leonato in “Much Ado About Nothing”
lemonbaskt 4 months ago
ivanka can drive ?
sincavage05 4 months ago
A win for the good guys, score!
Jml58 4 months ago
No, you might ask your mother if she knows.
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 month ago
NICE comback