Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for July 27, 2024

Perfect!

I never met your mother.

Do you know who my boss is?

“Officer, do you know who my father is?” “No, do you?”

Looks like she’s driving from the right side of the car too.

you father is probably the poor guy who will wind up paying your fines.

A cop in a traffic stop video responded to that question with, “Didn’t your mother tell you?”

Funny

A very helpful police officer…..

“It also says on your license you need to wear glasses, where are they?”

“Officer, I have contacts.”

“Lady, I don’t care who you know, you’re supposed to wear glasses when you drive.”

“Her mother hath many times told me so.” Leonato in “Much Ado About Nothing”

ivanka can drive ?

A win for the good guys, score!

No, you might ask your mother if she knows.