Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 02, 2021

Dang. I was about to make that pun.

The bird mafia knocked him off because they were afraid he was gonna sing.

Roundup all the neighbourhood cats for questioning.

It was indeed a fowl deed, but whoever did it wasn’t “playing”.

I don’t pigeonhole every crime sarge! Geez…

and the patrolman says to himself once again, this job is for the birds…

“It was me”, said Sammy sparrow, “with my little bow and arrow!”

I figure he ran into a window, but figuring out which one will be a pane…

That’s one gone goose.

Got to check with my informant, a Mr. Stool Pidgeon. Got him back at the precinct, about two miles, as the crow flies.

He was flocked to death by mockingbirds.

Round up Bobby, Squit, and Pesto for questioning!

You just know this will be all over Twitter!

No coroner’s van for this one, he’ll be pigeon towed.

His widow will be a mourning dove when he’s not homing tonight.

The peregrine falcon did it.

Doesn’t look like he’s playing Sarge but he does smell foul though…..

“Pushed off the roof? You DO know we can fly, right?”