Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 18, 2023

Still trying to figure this one out

The one who is farther away from the cans of worms is lying.

Plenty enough for both early birds.

Sounds like its not a can of worms that will be opened but a can of whupa$$.

This sale on worms is for the birds.

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to put them back is to use a bigger can.

Don’t worry, there’s a lot more where those came from.

The early bird gets the worm

No worms for you!

Yes, the early bird gets the worm. But it’s the SECOND mouse who gets the cheese.